Chuck is the only Swagbassador to be born a fruit ninja. He speaks Morse code with his big toe and on his organ donation card, it simply states, my swag.
The only bird of Chuck’s affection is the kitty-hawk and he once lost a fight just to see what it felt like. Often found piranha whispering on the foreshores of Lake Havasu, Chuck actually knows how long a piece of string is.
His tan is so dark he doesn’t require camouflage and he’s so thick skinned that he doesn’t need a thimble, not that he ever sews. No mission is impossible for Chuck and he’ll be sure to be an explosive addition to your next party