Clark is the only Swagbassador to be born into a life of wealth, fame and a rare breed of Dachshunds. He is the host that never attends, but has inside jokes with complete strangers. Clark never smiles in public, yet you always hear him laugh. His Charisma has its own instagram, but doesn’t need any filters.
Gin has been known to get depressive when he doesn’t drink it – which is rare. Fluent in jazz trombone, Clark can conduct an orchestra with his eyes. This Swagbassador looks best on women; at least that’s what he’ll persuade them to think